My, how time flies by. Week 10 already? HOW CAN IT BE????? Well GameDay is going to be in Tallahassee, and that will surely be a close game.....not. Sorry Hurricane fans. Just letting all of you guys know, I do not have Alabama winning the Natty! *snicker, snicker*. Don't jump at me just yet Bama fans, but is it not true that the only ranked team you have beaten is Texas A&M? Funny.
Enough smack, time for my predictions.
USC vs Oregon State
Sean Mannion is the passing leader in the NCAA and has certainly impressed. (Well, except against a real defense in Stanford). But nonetheless, even with a new coach, USC will fall short.
Beavers 35, Trojans 21
Miami vs Florida State
Florida State has truly gained national attention this year with the performance of Jameis Winston, and rightfully so. The overrated Hurricanes comes to town in what is supposed to be a hard fought, close game. But after what they did to Clemson, who knows what they can put up on Miami at home.Oh and Miami, please try from now on to have an attendance higher than 18 for your college football games. Thank you.
Famous Jameis 56, WeHaveATerribleFanBase 17
Ohio State vs Purdue
Uh Oh! Didn't I say last week if OSU didn't blow out Penn State, then they didn't deserve a spot in the top 25? Oh well you proved me wrong. Welcome to the top 25! The top 25 most annoying fanbases of all time. Enjoy your spot in the polls!
The Notre Dame Of This Year 49, Boilerlosers 17
Clemson vs Virginia
After being humiliated by Florida State, the Tigers got their run game going again against Maryland. On the road once again are the Tigers, against the Hoos. Well if Oregon beat them by 49, and they only scored 3 against PITT'S DEFENSE, this one SHOULDN'T be close. Don't pull a Clemson, Clemson.
Clemson 45, We Beat BYU??? 17
Tennsesse vs Missouri
Missouri=Overrated. If this game were in Neyland, I would pick the upset. The reclusive Vols fans were rejuvenated after their win against the Gamecocks of South Carolina, but then their dreams were crushed by the mighty Tide. (At least that's what the Elephant fans told me). So anyway, the Tigers win at home.
Tigers 31, Vols 21
Auburn vs Arkansas
Auburn is on a roll. Arkansas is slowly dying in a mud pit with all the other teams of the SEC taking turns dumping waste on them. Bad combination.
TigerEagles 49, PigglyWigglys 10
UTEP vs Texas A&M
UTEP??????? C'mon Manziel, play and beat a legit team.
Manziels 51, University of Tasting Eagle Poo 7
Mississippi State vs South Carolina
It's so fun to type Mississippi. I also bet Lou Holtz has a hard time saying Mississippi. But it's not that I find funny. The fact I have to remind SC fans that they lost to Tennessee is funny, especially when they not only talk about beating Bama in the SEC championship game, but winning the Natty. Pretty delusional if you ask me.
Cocks (snicker, snicker) 37, Miss State 26
Oklahoma State vs Texas Tech
Tech wins this at home.
Red Raiders 38, Cowboys 24
Nevada vs Fresno State
Fresno State went into overtime with San Diego State. Nuff said...
We Play Nobody 41, Nevada 24
N Illinois vs UMass
WHO CARES????
NIU 56, Minutemen? 13
Colorado vs UCLA
Colorado football has reached it accomplishment. They are only one game under .500.
Bruins 38, Bison 14
Michigan vs Michigan State
Michigan? They almost lost to Akron, not to mention UConn. Now, against the Spartans defense? *giggles*
Sparty 29, The Zips Own Us 13
Wisconsin vs Iowa
Ohio State beat Wisconsin. That means they are not good. Ohio State beat Iowa. That means Iowa sucks.
Iowa 28, Wisconsin 25
Navy vs Notre Dame
Air Force in Navy both in a row for the Irish. What a Patriotic 2 weeks these must be.
Irish 38, Navy 17
Other Picks:
Va Tech 24, BC 20
Rutgers 41, Temple 14
Penn State 31, Illinois 17
Army 30, Air Force 13
NC State 27, UNC 21
Wake Forest 30, Syracuse 28- (Battle of the Bad Mascots)
TCU 28, West Va 27
Ga Tech 37, Pittsburgh 24
Georgia 26, Florida 21
Minnesota 38, Indiana 35
Nebraska 34, N'Western 17
Texas 42 Kansas 20
Kansas State 36, Iowa State 26
Special Top 5: Top 5 Worst Mascots
5) South Carolina "Cocky" (They walk around yelling "Go Cocks!" to the world.
4)Wake Forest "Demon Deacon"
3) Ohio State "Buckyeye" (shivers)
2) Syracuse "Orange" (Fruity.)
1) Stanford "The Tree" (WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF TRASH LIVING PEDOPHILIA NIGHTMARE!)
Enjoy your Weekend!
